Lab Crab: Although she tried it once or twice
Witch : I much prefer not being nice
Lab Crab: She's simply mean
She's so mean yeah she's so mean
And we are being quite presice
When we say her heart is cold as ice
Witch: I truly mean it
Lab Crab: Truly mean, so truly mean
Got a balloon?
Witch : I'm gonna pop it
Lab Crab:Throw her a ball
Witch:And I'll drop it
Lab Crab: Done something wicked?
Witch: Oh I can top it, it's what I do
Lab Crab: She can't stop it cause she's mean
Oh, she just loves just being bad
Witch : Doesn't that just make you so mad?
Lab Crab: That's cause she's mean
Witch: Now I think you're getting it!
Lab Crab: Helpful's just not in her nature
Nonny: In fact, it really aggrivates her!
Lab Crab: Because she's mean
Witch: Oh, you have no idea
Lab Crab: And after years of cruel devotion
She's madde this mean green bubble potion
With this plan she set in motion
Witch : I'll have enough frogs to fill an ocean
Lab Crab: Because she's so mean
She'll turn everyone to vermin
If there's doubt she'll be confirmin'
Witch : I'm the meanest witch around!
Lab Crab: She's so mean
Possesing cruelty oh so profound
This is why, she is so mean
Witch : Oh, I am mean